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Mississippi State University Fans #1: What Are Taxes?

  • Me: Your total is $2.17
  • Mississippi State Fan: But I thought it was $1.99.
  • Me: Yes. I know. That's sales tax.
  • Mississippi State Fan: But the tag. It says its $1.99. Not $2.17.
  • Is there no tax at all in Mississippi? That's what I'm going to assume.

Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #5: Invisible Wally World

  • Man: Where is the Walmart here?
  • Me: Do you have a car? I don't think there's a Walmart in downtown Nashville.
  • Man: No I'm sure of it. Just tell me where it is.
  • Me: Do you mean Walgreens? There's a Walgreens here.
  • Man: No. Where is the Walmart? I know there is a Walmart!
  • Me: If there is a Walmart here than I don't know where it would be. Sorry.
  • Man: Why doesn't anyone here know where their own damn Walmart is?!

Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #4: Too Late?

  • Man: (signs his credit card receipt) Oh wait! Could you add this (hands magnet over) to this purchase?
  • Me: The purchase you just paid for with your credit card?
  • Man: Yeah. Can you just ring it up with this stuff?
  • Me: I just ran the transaction through and you're signing the receipt for it.
  • Man: So.. is it too late?
  • Me: Yes. I could ring it up separately if you would like.
  • Man: Okay. But can you ring it up with this stuff?
  • Me: ...

Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #3: Hail Bloody Mary

  • Me: How are you today, ma'am?
  • Woman: I am just so damn thirsty! Must have been all those goddamn Bloody Marys!

Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #2: Eerie

  • Woman: (enters store and stares at me)
  • Me: Hello, how are you today?
  • Woman: (silence)
  • Me: Can I help you with anything?
  • Woman: (silence)
  • Me: Are you-
  • Woman: (leaves store)

Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #1: Thanks?

  • Woman: What nationality are you?
  • Me: I am half Thai and half Taiwanese.
  • Woman: Asian people are smart.
  • Me: Thanks?
  • Woman: Well I didn't say YOU were smart but you are though.
  • Me: What? ... Thank you?