Q. How can you pick out the tourists in Nashville?
A. They have on the cowboy hats.
B. And Fanny Packs.
C. And brand new boots.
D. They wait in line to eat at The Hard Rock Cafe
E. They complain about the sales tax
(Source: eviljason)
Mississippi State University Fans #2: Broken Pen
A MSU fan just attempted to sign her receipt with the wrong end of the pen. And then she told me she needed another pen because this one was broken. What goes on in Mississippi?
Mississippi State University Fans #1: What Are Taxes?
- Me: Your total is $2.17
- Mississippi State Fan: But I thought it was $1.99.
- Me: Yes. I know. That's sales tax.
- Mississippi State Fan: But the tag. It says its $1.99. Not $2.17.
- Is there no tax at all in Mississippi? That's what I'm going to assume.
All Of My Customers Reek Of Alcohol
Stay classy, Music City Bowl.
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #6: Number 1 Fan
A woman came into the store told me she was Elvis’s biggest fan. She also said that she had 11 Elvis-related tattoos. I could only see one on her left bicep. I don’t want to know where the other 10 are.
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #5: Invisible Wally World
- Man: Where is the Walmart here?
- Me: Do you have a car? I don't think there's a Walmart in downtown Nashville.
- Man: No I'm sure of it. Just tell me where it is.
- Me: Do you mean Walgreens? There's a Walgreens here.
- Man: No. Where is the Walmart? I know there is a Walmart!
- Me: If there is a Walmart here than I don't know where it would be. Sorry.
- Man: Why doesn't anyone here know where their own damn Walmart is?!
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #4: Too Late?
- Man: (signs his credit card receipt) Oh wait! Could you add this (hands magnet over) to this purchase?
- Me: The purchase you just paid for with your credit card?
- Man: Yeah. Can you just ring it up with this stuff?
- Me: I just ran the transaction through and you're signing the receipt for it.
- Man: So.. is it too late?
- Me: Yes. I could ring it up separately if you would like.
- Man: Okay. But can you ring it up with this stuff?
- Me: ...
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #3: Hail Bloody Mary
- Me: How are you today, ma'am?
- Woman: I am just so damn thirsty! Must have been all those goddamn Bloody Marys!
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #2: Eerie
- Woman: (enters store and stares at me)
- Me: Hello, how are you today?
- Woman: (silence)
- Me: Can I help you with anything?
- Woman: (silence)
- Me: Are you-
- Woman: (leaves store)
Thanksgiving Break Work Stories 2011 #1: Thanks?
- Woman: What nationality are you?
- Me: I am half Thai and half Taiwanese.
- Woman: Asian people are smart.
- Me: Thanks?
- Woman: Well I didn't say YOU were smart but you are though.
- Me: What? ... Thank you?
